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July 27, 2021 02:03:50
Cancer Curing Sperm

Cancer Curing Sperm

The No Nonsense Show Episode #684 Tonight, we celebrate. 46 years on this rock. The summers grow shorter and Mack wants me to drink my few prime years away. As a rule, if you are pouring the shots, you can’t touch the top of each shot glass. No Smooth on this episode. So more alcohol for the rest of us. Did French Reggy get married to Issa Rae over the weekend? I swear our host and Issa’s husband look very similar. Him and Davido. He claims it isn’t real but plays along to obviously test the constraints of his real relationship. We talk about how I celebrated this weekend and how Smooth prevented Reggy from being a part of it. We balled out and had planned on treating everyone to a comedy show and a visit to a Korean BBQ. Smooth figured out a way to be a “best brother” once again. Sorry Reggy. Reggy has become uncomfortable having sex with himself. Many times these days, he sits in a puddle of sorrow once he finishes the deed. I thought it was because he is such a failure and can’t get a woman to take the place of his hand. But no. He is sad because he wasted at least one of his babies. And that baby could have been the child that saved the world. He considers that Lebron’s dad could have just as easily skeeted Lebron out on the toilet seat. So he is terrified that one of his recent ejaculations could have left the child that could cure cancer on the bottom rim of the toilet bowl. Cancer Curing Sperm #TNNS684 Support the show by paying your laugh tax or ...

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683

July 20, 2021 02:02:51
Hog Maws are just like Chitterlings

Hog Maws are just like Chitterlings

The No Nonsense Show Episode #683 We have to apologize for not having a premium episode of Smoke Session last week. No one let me know that it didn’t come out. We will put out two this week to make up for it. This is what happens when you let smokers be in charge of content. Jamie Mack is in denial about the way French Reggy stretched him and made him feel. Sadly, French jumped on board and Mack retreated back into his closet. Now he is only willing to vouch for chiropractors. Shout out to Dr Abraham. And shout out to French for learning a real therapy backed by science. French is weary of the new emojis. One of them is a pregnant man. Where is this a thing? Only in emoji-land. But let “them” tell it, it is everywhere. I don’t agree. This is only the few and definitely the proud. Sports Illustrated has a controversial cover model. Which forces Mack to make the analogy of being halfway done with a plate of hog maws. He says that everyone would continue eating if the hog maws were delicious. I don’t think that I would keep eating chitterlings once I found out what they were. How does this relate to a swimsuit model? Should kids have the right to express their feelings to their parents if it is disrespectful? How much leeway should a dad give his daughter in a situation where he is trying to speak to her and she is not allowing it? This IG post that Reggy showed us had people sticking up for a disrespectful kid. It will only be so long before men stop trying. When ...

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682

July 13, 2021 02:08:37
C-ompete M-arriage B-aby

C-ompete M-arriage B-aby

The No Nonsense Show Episode #682 Jamie Mack is back and the show is better for it (and by better I mean that he talks over everyone else) (I mean he brings the energy). Smooth starts us off talking about how his weight loss was recorded in a group chat picture of a scale showing that someone weighed 215 pounds. Even if that were him, 215 is still obese for a man pretending to be 5’10”. And it is certainly obese for a man that is actually 5’9″. French Reggy made it an entire year with his new relationship. Smooth discusses how he could take her from Reggy, even after a year. But seriously, Congrats on the anniversary. Too bad everything is not good in the world. We are on the heels of an incredible whirlwind in Haiti. King Kunta wanted me to check on Regg and come to find out, he is feeling the shockwaves of his country in turmoil. Mack wants to talk about the effectiveness of Yoni eggs and Chiropractors. I don’t subscribe to either one and feel the need to offer a short PSA about the ineffectiveness of things that aren’t backed by science. Mack thinks it is time that we start letting white people be allies to the cause. I am totally on board with that but think we should probably focus more on being competitive. Some basketball player form the WNBA received an award and decided to thank all of the black people that have sacrificed and gone unnoticed while she and the other white player get all of the shine. She plans to keep giving it up to black women and following their ...

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681

July 06, 2021 02:03:09
A Billi Or Better

A Billi Or Better

The No Nonsense Show Episode #681 Jamie Mack had to call in today and Smooth tried to use this as an opportunity to miss another show. Nope, show is on. However, this may be the end of the road for Smooth. His new job may make it difficult for him to be a part of the Nonsense. Have you noticed that recently there have been a few instances of someone having over a billion dollars mistakenly deposited into their account? How does this happen more than once in the same year? How does this happen at all? And always a billion or better? There has to be some foul play at hand. Social Media is slowly making us all narcissists. Jaye Smooth agrees, condemns, and then admits to using a bunny mask to attract new followers and comments. Ghana has passed legislation that strike back on any agenda dealing with same on same relationships. Is this terrifying? Or is this revelation? A Billi Or Better #TNNS681 Support the show by paying your laugh tax or becoming a  premium subscriber HERE Get Show merch here: MERCH Follow us at: Twitter Instagram Facebook ...

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680

June 29, 2021 02:09:23
Bite You When I Beat You

Bite You When I Beat You

The No Nonsense Show Episode #680 If you thought Jaye Smooth’s fight record was impressive, you didn’t know about Young Regg. He is sitting at an impressive 5 and 1. He is known in his middle and high school as a killer. The type of dude who offers no mercy. Even when he is winning he will do something outlandish to let you know he is beating you. Kick, stomp, BITE! Now that I have been working from home, I have noticed where all of the pandemic relief money is going. There isn’t a day in my surrounding area where people are hanging out and living life to the fullest. Hanging out on restaurant patios. Taking in some sun. Not thinking about work. With 60,000 evictions now pending in the Greater Atlanta Area, I am betting the Best Life Mentality is soon to come to an end. French tries to get into a topic about a man that identifies as a woman and went to a nude spa and had his pee pee out, but O Dubb stopped through to tell us some stories. Have you heard the one about the heterosexual man that designs homosexual toys? Not yet? Then please tune in. Bite You When I Beat You #TNNS680 Support the show by paying your laugh tax or becoming a  premium subscriber HERE Get Show merch here: MERCH Follow us at: Twitter Instagram Facebook ...

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June 22, 2021 02:00:21
The Ultimate Man

The Ultimate Man

The No Nonsense Show Episode #679 Jamie Mack has a condition. I truly believe this now. I support and vouch for him that he cannot help it. He happened to be in the neighborhood on Sunday during the Hawks Game 7 stomping of the Sixers and decided to stop by. I was in the process of getting an in-house tattoo. He saw that I was in pain and decided to engage me in conversation. Meanwhile I am trying to disengage so that I can zone out. He tries harder and harder and harder until I have to yell at him to get him to leave me alone. Did I mention he was smiling ear to ear? Did I mention that he says the he is jealous that I am in so much pain? Like I said…CONDITION. The same condition will not allow him to let French Reggy get a break from last week’s monumental show ending topic. The topic where French Reggy’s woman loving ended when he could no longer cape for women’s accomplishments. He finally found where men can dominate women unequivocally. Mack wanted a redress. He got no such thing. In fact, Reggy came up with a new label for what he considers Ultimate Men. The Ultimate Man #TNNS679 Support the show by paying your laugh tax or becoming a  premium subscriber HERE Get Show merch here: MERCH Follow us at: Twitter Instagram Facebook ...

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