Black On Both Sides Episode #101
YEs! We have gotten over the hundred hump and Kunta is still talking about those 9 out of 10 dentists. He did, however, not make an appointment to see any of them. And now his whole right side is in jeopardy. Maybe if he respected them as doctors and not charlatans, he would get better treatment and results.
Did you know that one time Michael Jackson was SO Michale Jackson that he did an entire performance from a chair? Injuries don’t stop the King Of Pop. And no you can’t have your money back.
I did not know that Jay-Z and MJ had a song together and apparently it was good.
The Lakers have what some would call the worst role players of all time. It is amazing to me that with this rag tag group of “others”, people are still not willing to give LeBron his roses. If LeBron isn’t the GOAT, there should still be a conversation.
Regardless, anyone sending death threats to Danny Green and his family needs to get a life to live. This is just a game!
The Vice Presidential debate happened and we saw it differently. Apparently, things aren’t so black and white (where have I heard that?). Harris dodged the stacking the court question and Pence dodged the peaceful exchange of power question. Which of those is worse?
In a surprising turn of events, Trump get Rona and the world goes mad. Conspiracy theorists started in with stories of doubt and pharmaceutical investments. Kunta doe snot care about any of that. He cares about the fact that Trump is so eager to spread his sickness with everyone. He immediately scheduled a full time campaign run.
Does he have the Corona Virus? Yes. Is he going on a full campaign tour? Yes. Super spreader? Maybe.
Derek Chauvin makes bond and also gets granted the ability to move to a safer location while he awaits trial. Meanwhile Police supporter, Jonathan Price gets killed in a seemingly innocuous dust up. Do these things have a correlation? In 2020, hell yeah!
FBI says that white supremacists are the number one threat to American safety. And we have kidnapping plots foiled in Michigan. Do these things has a correlation? Apparently in 2020, they do!
The Corona Campaign #BOBS101
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Black On Both Sides Episode #124 If you are looking for a show that gives you low brow foodie info and high brow black history, Kunta recommends High on the Hog. This is a show just in time for Juneteenth. Speaking of Juneteenth, how many of you celebrated this? How many of you have been celebrating this for years? Liars! This was not a thing 10 years ago. In fact, 5 years ago, a few “woke” black people were carrying on about it. Now you would think that this is something we celebrated since we were kids. Now I understand its value, but let’s not pretend like this is a tradition that we have all grown up with. Either way, it is now recognized as a Federal Holiday. And I can appreciate that. Kunta is suspicious how it passed unanimously. How did IKEA Atlanta show their support for Juneteenth? By serving fried chicken and watermelon in their cafeteria. Do the Swedes not know about tropes? I know I should be offended, but I think it is hilarious in today’s onslaught of social awareness. The next time you need a cheap sofa, you can grab some watermelon too. The Raider have the first openly gay active NFL player. Is this a beautiful sign that acceptance can exist in the NFL Locker Room? Or a soon to be nightmare for public relations? Or…is it all a lie? Oh and Derek Chauvin got 22 years. Juneteenth – Coming To A Job Near You #BOBS124 Support the show by paying your laugh tax or becoming a premium subscriber HERE Get Show merch here: MERCH ...
Episode #19 Kunta has a chance encounter with one of the stars of yesteryear. Kunta is not forgiving of how time treats our childhood celebrities. Mr T. is no exception. He wore chains on TV, he should have chains on 30 years later, right? Mary and Diddy get no love either. That no dancing and scary combo both get shamed by Kunta. Is there any validity to the fact that they were both at Uptown and one point in their careers? That can't be just a coinkidink. Ask yourself have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time? I'll tell you who Kunta is here for, Kelly Rowland. He doesn't care if she bleaches her skin. I happen to think that social media has a lot of nerve challenging her about this. Even if it were true, what about the other countless women that we allow to change everything about themselves for the Gram? This week proved to be the most mischievous in a while. A thwarted bomb mail attempt, a shooting at a synagogue, and a Kroger red dot special all graced our headlines. Listen as Kunta tries to connect the dots on all of these happenings. Somewhere along the way the phrase race war is brought up. I can't remember which one of us said it first, but nonetheless...How many have to die for a thing to be considered a war? ...
Black On Both Sides Episode #102 Kunta got dentally outsourced an upon his arrival was told that they had already scheduled him for a root canal that was taking place in just a few minutes. Hey dentists, it is hard to make a case for you when you continuously do this guy this way. Mike Tyson very calmly shut Boosie down with a gay accusation. Just for the record, if Mike was calling you gay, how would you handle it? Dez Bryant and Anthony Brown find new homes. And both of our teams are still suffering. Is there anyone NOT here for a Lisa raye onlyfans? T.I. is not willing to trade hits with Busta but may also meet his match with his native brother Jeezy. Lovecraft Country! See it…NOW! I decided to pass on the debate and apparently missed a real debate. Not that it was good…but at least it was a debate. The mute button was only pressed a couple of times. THis debate is not going to make any staunch supporters switch sides, but apparently Biden may have made an F’ing error. Fracking error. 100% emission free America? C’mon son! We recently had our deadliest day in Covid Deaths. Kunta thinks we need to do more and plan better. This may be true, but I try to advocate for the devil in hopes of bringing a little logic into the conversation. Is this virus controllable? Or shall we just make room for its heavy footprint? Either way and no matter who wins Kunta thinks we are in for a dark winter of death. Dark Winter #BOBS102 Support the show by paying your laugh tax or becoming a premium subscriber HERE Get Show merch here: MERCH Follow ...