Black On Both Sides

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April 12, 2021 01:15:38
X The Past

X The Past

Black On Both Sides Episode #119 Question of the day…Who is your favorite CrackHead? I know. It sounds hateful. It sounds dismissive. But if you had to pick one, who would it be? Many people would say Tyrone Biggums. Some would say their uncle. A couple would say the guy I knew that used to have a fully mobile (He walked to you) car wash in the hood. Wait! We all know and love one person that had his difficulties with the pipe. Arf Arf! Meanwhile, they are trying to cancel the man before his bones even dry out. When are we going to get tired of judging people’s mid 90’s stances by today’s standards? This just can’t be done. Especially since he isn’t here to defend his possible evolution. Let the negative things stay in the past. Who won the Isley and Earth Verzuz? Not sure, but Kunta said that there was no deep Fake of Ronald Isley. I am not so sure as I know that man looked different in the 80s. Sadly, they released a new song on the backs of their newfound attention. I’m not saying I don’t like it. I’m just saying it isn’t good. Speaking of deep fakes, who told Kid Cudi to run out on stage in a dress and cosmetic jewelry? These kids and their rock ‘n roll. If you have been following the Chauvin trial, yeah most of us are not. It is too easy to just watch the highlights. It seems that there is a mixed feeling about who is winning so far. Nonetheless, we are bracing for a result that will hurt our hearts. It ...

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118

March 29, 2021 01:52:28
Let The Voters Have Their Water

Let The Voters Have Their Water

Black On Both Sides Episode #118 Inquiring mind (mine) wants to know whether or not a person that can’t pay for brunch should get to choose where brunch happens. I say no. Kunta lets his kids pick the brunch spot. As you would expect for non-paying people, it didn’t go well. Tokyo and brunch don’t go together. Versuz coming is old school and didn’t finish school. I am here for the Isley v. Earth Wind and Fire. But someone needs to tell Xscape that they didn’t have enough hits to verse anyone. Is this more about nostalgia, or are we still doing this in battle format? Kunta wants to tell you guys about the Black political issues that Marvel is working into their new series. I for one don’t need politics with my nerd stuff. I don’t really have a say since I will not be watching any of the episodes. How long do we call something a conspiracy theory after a high level official says it is true? The CDC guy says that a Wuhan lab is the creator and publisher of the virus. Is that not enough to go on? Or do we not trust high level CDC guys anymore? If you have been a listener to our show for a while, you know that Kunta considers any voter issues to be the highest order of criminality in government. Well, my home state is trying to send what Kunta calls the country into Jim Crow 2.0. For instance, handing someone a water in line is a criminal offense. Now I am not sure that the new voter laws are quite enough to be considered Jim Crow, however, they are serious. ...

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117

March 22, 2021 01:35:14
Privilege Falls Up

Privilege Falls Up

Black On Both Sides Episode #117 Kunta channels his inner New Yorker to start off this episode professing his love for a man named Zeus Knuckles. Just typing this has made me nauseous. 9 out of 10 dentists approved me to get adult braces, but Kunta feels the need to go on a 20 minute roast about why this is a bad idea. Do you remember that just last week he told us about being pried open so that the UV whitening light could get to all of his teeth at once? Weightlifting women everywhere are probably up in arms about the way the NCAA Women’s teams are being unfairly treated in regards to their training facility. I believe that 9 yoga mats and a couple of fluorescent dumbbells just about sums up how women that I know work out. Kunta feels like Title 9 matters. Meanwhile in Atlanta, the latest violence against Asians erupted in a single day spa massacre. The suspect claims a weird fascination with Asians, and the cops think he just had a bad day. Kunta readies himself for the vaccine. Is the pandemic finally fizzling out or do the many strains pose a problem for immunity and us getting back to the way we were? Leave it to white people and their privilege to be in a situation where falling upwards is possible. Biden had a little trouble getting up the stairs to Air Force One. Yet even in a bad moment, he still managed to be going up when it happened. Can you guess that Republicans are making it hard to get anything done? I figured that wasn’t a surprise, so there is no need to tell ...

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116

March 15, 2021 01:27:17
No Jordans With Your Stimmy

No Jordans With Your Stimmy

Black On Both Sides Episode #116 This week in racism has a high school game announcer calling young ladies the n-word, Stacey Dash asking for forgiveness, Chauvin preparing for his day in court, and the royal family talking ill of little babies (correction unborn babies). Now, is anyone seriously shocked by this one? I mean isn’t this the same kingdom that has colonized the world for personal gain? They have subjugated brown people from one end of the world to the other. Let’s give them a little credit their obvious attempt at toning down their racism. Kunta wants you to know that the last statement was dripping with sarcasm.  Kunta also feels like Cuomo is out of here. That isn’t sarcasm. He probably is out of here. Can we get his brother out of here too? I am just annoyed by him. Speaking of annoyed, Kunta is annoyed with Tessica. Her time in the spotlight is requiring too much. Like white teeth? 15 minutes does not require perfect straight teeth. When will she disappear back into obscurity? Who hasn’t cursed their kid out at some point in their young adult development? Let he who raises without sin cast the first f-bomb. Kirk Franklin is just a man. And he is Clark Kent to Plies’ Superman. Meanwhile in anti-racism, the Floyd family receives 27 million. At the very least this should force rule breakers to know that there are some repercussions for mistreating black suspects. Other than that, please spend your Stimulus check wisely. No Jordans or Ratchetness. No Jordans With Your Stimmy #BOBS116 Support the show by paying your laugh tax or becoming a  premium subscriber HERE Get Show merch here: ...

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115

March 08, 2021 01:30:05
Less Voting Please

Less Voting Please

Black On Both Sides Episode #115 The Black Super Bowl (aka NBA All Star Game) is in Atlanta this weekend, and there are people everywhere. It isn’t as bad as Texas where their Governor has decided that his state should be a mask free zone. He recently opened EVERYTHING with no restrictions or curfews. Mississippi decided to follow along for some reason. So Atlanta isn’t that bad. However, I was not able to get Popeye’s Chicken this weekend due to the capacity crowd at Cascade’s Skating Rink which shares the parking lot with Popeye’s. Catfishing is supposed to be limited to relationships, however, HBO has a new show about the next level. They have taken on the task of making someone famous without there being anything for them to be famous for. Speaking of doing something you have no skills for, Zaya Wade interviewed Michelle Obama. Anyone can be and do anything. What happened to 10,000 hours? Biden has finally done something with his Presidency. Those stimulus checks he promised should be hitting your accounts in the next couple of weeks. 1.9 Trillion has been accepted and is on its way to needy Americans. Republicans are working hard to limit access to voters. They feel that the fewer people that vote, the more percentage rises for Republicans. It may be the only way Republicans ever get elected again. So they are on a campaign to figure out how to keep you away from the polls. According to Kunta this is all evidence of why it was so important that we all went out and voted. And this is why we should continue to vote.   Less Voting, Please #BOBS115 Support the show by ...

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March 01, 2021 01:25:02
Trumpy Balboa

Trumpy Balboa

Black On Both Sides Episode #114 Just because you go viral and are thrust onto the world stage does not mean you are ready for the spotlight. Tessica shows us that there is a difference between being a content creator and being famous. She posted a dance solo dance routine that would have had Boom-Kack kicking her off of the Diddy show. Tiger ruins his legs and manages to jump a barrier and crash uphill all without even considering pressing the breaks. LA County rules it a simple accident with no DU, DW, or any other kind of I. 2021 is the kind of year that allows someone to vilify baby reveals. How dare you straight…I mean cis gendered people force a gender on a helpless baby? There will be no 15 dollar minimum wage mandate for you liberals. In fact, Georgia is still under 8 dollars. Take that newly blue state liberal. Trump was the keynote speaker at CPAC. Yep, that is real. And he is awarded a golden trophy of himself with a business suit up top and Rocky Balboa boxing shorts down below. U-S-A! U-S-A! Trumpy Balboa #BOBS114 Support the show by paying your laugh tax or becoming a  premium subscriber HERE Get Show merch here: MERCH ...

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