Black On Both Sides

Black isn’t really a race. But if it were, who would win? KingKunta and B-Honest go Head to Head on today’s issues from two sides of the same coin. Nothing is black and white.

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March 22, 2021 01:35:14
Privilege Falls Up

Privilege Falls Up

Black On Both Sides Episode #117 Kunta channels his inner New Yorker to start off this episode professing his love for a man named Zeus Knuckles. Just typing this has made me nauseous. 9 out of 10 dentists approved me to get adult braces, but Kunta feels the need to go on a 20 minute roast about why this is a bad idea. Do you remember that just last week he told us about being pried open so that the UV whitening light could get to all of his teeth at once? Weightlifting women everywhere are probably up in arms about the way the NCAA Women’s teams are being unfairly treated in regards to their training facility. I believe that 9 yoga mats and a couple of fluorescent dumbbells just about sums up how women that I know work out. Kunta feels like Title 9 matters. Meanwhile in Atlanta, the latest violence against Asians erupted in a single day spa massacre. The suspect claims a weird fascination with Asians, and the cops think he just had a bad day. Kunta readies himself for the vaccine. Is the pandemic finally fizzling out or do the many strains pose a problem for immunity and us getting back to the way we were? Leave it to white people and their privilege to be in a situation where falling upwards is possible. Biden had a little trouble getting up the stairs to Air Force One. Yet even in a bad moment, he still managed to be going up when it happened. Can you guess that Republicans are making it hard to get anything done? I figured that wasn’t a surprise, so there is no need to tell ...

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116

March 15, 2021 01:27:17
No Jordans With Your Stimmy

No Jordans With Your Stimmy

Black On Both Sides Episode #116 This week in racism has a high school game announcer calling young ladies the n-word, Stacey Dash asking for forgiveness, Chauvin preparing for his day in court, and the royal family talking ill of little babies (correction unborn babies). Now, is anyone seriously shocked by this one? I mean isn’t this the same kingdom that has colonized the world for personal gain? They have subjugated brown people from one end of the world to the other. Let’s give them a little credit their obvious attempt at toning down their racism. Kunta wants you to know that the last statement was dripping with sarcasm.  Kunta also feels like Cuomo is out of here. That isn’t sarcasm. He probably is out of here. Can we get his brother out of here too? I am just annoyed by him. Speaking of annoyed, Kunta is annoyed with Tessica. Her time in the spotlight is requiring too much. Like white teeth? 15 minutes does not require perfect straight teeth. When will she disappear back into obscurity? Who hasn’t cursed their kid out at some point in their young adult development? Let he who raises without sin cast the first f-bomb. Kirk Franklin is just a man. And he is Clark Kent to Plies’ Superman. Meanwhile in anti-racism, the Floyd family receives 27 million. At the very least this should force rule breakers to know that there are some repercussions for mistreating black suspects. Other than that, please spend your Stimulus check wisely. No Jordans or Ratchetness. No Jordans With Your Stimmy #BOBS116 Support the show by paying your laugh tax or becoming a  premium subscriber HERE Get Show merch here: ...

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115

March 08, 2021 01:30:05
Less Voting Please

Less Voting Please

Black On Both Sides Episode #115 The Black Super Bowl (aka NBA All Star Game) is in Atlanta this weekend, and there are people everywhere. It isn’t as bad as Texas where their Governor has decided that his state should be a mask free zone. He recently opened EVERYTHING with no restrictions or curfews. Mississippi decided to follow along for some reason. So Atlanta isn’t that bad. However, I was not able to get Popeye’s Chicken this weekend due to the capacity crowd at Cascade’s Skating Rink which shares the parking lot with Popeye’s. Catfishing is supposed to be limited to relationships, however, HBO has a new show about the next level. They have taken on the task of making someone famous without there being anything for them to be famous for. Speaking of doing something you have no skills for, Zaya Wade interviewed Michelle Obama. Anyone can be and do anything. What happened to 10,000 hours? Biden has finally done something with his Presidency. Those stimulus checks he promised should be hitting your accounts in the next couple of weeks. 1.9 Trillion has been accepted and is on its way to needy Americans. Republicans are working hard to limit access to voters. They feel that the fewer people that vote, the more percentage rises for Republicans. It may be the only way Republicans ever get elected again. So they are on a campaign to figure out how to keep you away from the polls. According to Kunta this is all evidence of why it was so important that we all went out and voted. And this is why we should continue to vote.   Less Voting, Please #BOBS115 Support the show by ...

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114

March 01, 2021 01:25:02
Trumpy Balboa

Trumpy Balboa

Black On Both Sides Episode #114 Just because you go viral and are thrust onto the world stage does not mean you are ready for the spotlight. Tessica shows us that there is a difference between being a content creator and being famous. She posted a dance solo dance routine that would have had Boom-Kack kicking her off of the Diddy show. Tiger ruins his legs and manages to jump a barrier and crash uphill all without even considering pressing the breaks. LA County rules it a simple accident with no DU, DW, or any other kind of I. 2021 is the kind of year that allows someone to vilify baby reveals. How dare you straight…I mean cis gendered people force a gender on a helpless baby? There will be no 15 dollar minimum wage mandate for you liberals. In fact, Georgia is still under 8 dollars. Take that newly blue state liberal. Trump was the keynote speaker at CPAC. Yep, that is real. And he is awarded a golden trophy of himself with a business suit up top and Rocky Balboa boxing shorts down below. U-S-A! U-S-A! Trumpy Balboa #BOBS114 Support the show by paying your laugh tax or becoming a  premium subscriber HERE Get Show merch here: MERCH ...

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113

February 22, 2021 01:19:17
Biden Will Put Something On Your Student Loan

Biden Will Put Something On Your Student Loan

Black On Both Sides Episode #113 After many months of lockdown, Kunta and tribe travel out of their safe house to a restaurant. Brunch in Cali is not exactly what I thought it was. We pay one amount and eat all day. I guess you would call that a buffet. Speaking of…what happened to all of the buffett restaurants? No more Golden Corral. Kunta has fallen for the latest marketing craze. GQ asks celebrities what items they consider to be essential. Then Kunta runs out and buys the things they consider essential in the video. Rush Limbaugh has passed on, and Kunta in true liberal fashion mocks his existence. Without any examples, Kunta lambastes his name. After challenging him, he did present a few quotes from him. Don’t be mad at me for thinking that many of them were funny. Have you seen Houston recently? Under feet of snow. Guess where Ted Cruz is…Did you say vacation? That would be correct. While his state is freezing to death, his family is on the beach feeling sand between their toes. Biden says no to 50k, but he can put something on it. How about 10k? I find it laughable that everyone thought they were going to get their debt erased. Guess what? He is going to walk back every promise he made. Honestly, I think is alternative proposal is better for the country. Community College should be free, anyway. Trump gets acquitted. No surprise there. Biden Will Put Something On Your Student Loan #BOBS113 Support the show by paying your laugh tax or becoming a  premium subscriber HERE Get Show merch here: MERCH ...

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112

February 08, 2021 01:28:27
No Gorillas Were Harmed

No Gorillas Were Harmed

Black On Both Sides Episode #112 They call it Gorilla Glue for a reason. It is as strong as a gorilla. Just when you thought all social media stunts were fake. this girl has gone to the ER and the results aren’t good. Can we debunk this one? Is this the last hair gel you will ever need? Don’t worry, no gorillas were harmed in the making of this IG post. We have come to know that Kyrie is only normal on the court. Everywhere else he is the guy that millennials call a millennial. His clap back for a young white comedy guy is comedy. Has Belichick been exposed and Brady finally raised to the rafters for the Patriot’s success? Maybe. And wouldn’t it be great if AB could be the MVP in a Tampa Bay victory? Biden disallows Trump any access to future security briefings. In light of his debt and inability to refrain from manipulate situations into his favor, this is a good idea.  Meanwhile Marjorie Taylor Green stands strong in GA. Can we at least get her removed from the committees she is a part of? You would think that someone that supported storming the Capitol would gain enough enemies to do this. We find out that many, many Capitol guards were injured (some severely) in the storming. But don’t fear, Majorie, no MAGA guerrillas were harmed in the insurrection of this nation. At least, not really. Stealing the vote is a serious accusation. So it is no wonder that the voting machine companies find a problem with being accused on FOX News of being a part of it. Look out Lou. They are coming for you ...

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